satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

i say “omg” too much omg

omg look i did it again

omg

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr